meme; how the romance started

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  HOW THE ROMANCE STARTED

• Comment with your character, prefs, and the like.
• People who want to tag you will snag something from this generator (or this one). They'll copy/paste it into a response to you; that's your prompt.
• Your characters' grand romance has begun. Start from the very beginning!

meme; non-penetrative sex

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  Non-Penetrative Sex Meme!

There’s plenty of sex that involves orifices, but this isn’t a meme for that kind of sex. This is the meme for handjobs, footjobs, hotdogging, and anything else your heart desires.

HOW TO PLAY:

-Comment with your characters with preferences and a little information.
-Reply to other characters
-Use the RNG to roll or pick a prompt.

WHY

1. No contraception
You forgot to take your pill, you left your condoms at home, someone’s allergic to latex, it doesn’t matter. You have to improvise, and would prefer not to use mouths.
2. Best kind of sex
You really have a thing for outersex, no questions asked.
3. Need for speed
Intercourse and the subsequent cleanup will take too long. Just be careful not to get anything on clothes!
4. Exploration
This time you have a lot of time to set aside for some experimentation.
5. Tortuous
Have someone at your mercy? Know that outersex isn’t someone’s favorite outlet for relief? This one’s for you.

HOW

1. Hands
Old fashioned, but hands are great. Nimble, sensitive and all around good for hitting the right spots.
2. Breasts
Yeah, there was a whole meme about it already, but this is just one of many options--and you don’t even have to put a penis or strapon between them this time!
3. Thighs
Just like the ancient greeks--you apply lube between the thighs, tighten up and get ready to have fun.
4. Butt
Hotdogging for everyone! Penis and strapons go between the butt cheeks. Sorta similar to thighs, but different stimulation for the receiving partner.
5. Feet
If your feet are nimble enough for this, go ahead! Just be careful not to slip or kick anyone.
6. Frottage
Rub your penises together and enjoy yourselves!
7. Mutual masturbation
Don’t even touch each other, just watch. Learn some new techniques.
8. Tribadism
It has its critics, but you like it, thank you very much.
9. Humping
Do you just like to hump thighs or something? This is your prompt.
10. Dry humping
Clothes on! Don’t get rug burn.
11. Anything I haven’t covered? Want to mix and match? Re-roll? Here you are!

meme; old west au

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Old West AU

Welcome to Dry River. You're a long way from home partner. It’s the mid 1800s and this dusty little frontier town isn’t much of a landmark but the local color might make your stay interesting.

Cut some cards at the rowdy saloon. Stay at the inn and pay for a little company. Or take a job as a farmhand if you just need to make a quick buck and buy your ticket out of here.

Keep your nose clean though. Train robbers, card cheats and bandits have been known to pass through these parts. But you wouldn’t know nothin’ about that, would you?

It’s a Wild West AU. Establish yourself as a local or a stranger and rustle up some adventure or romance.

Top Level

with your western AU scene and see what kind of trouble darkens your door. Check out some old timey professions and their associated tropes if you need to.

Comment

with your western AU characters and make yourself less of a stranger ‘round these parts.

meme; realistic college au

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the (updated) realistic college au meme.

comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario or make your own.

I. living conditions

01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. my shower isn’t working can I use yours
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. i was abroad last semester and forgot to fill out the housing form, but your old roommate dropped out so hi, hey, how’s it going, I guess we live together now
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. you look so good at this party and so many people are trying to pick you up and I can only sit in the corner and seethe, and now people are giving me concerned looks
11. you were on my bed doing homework but you fell asleep and now it’s 3 am and i don’t have the heart to wake you to send you back to your dorm, so i’m just gonna get in bed and deal with the awkwardness in the morning
12. it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

II. chance meeting

01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you
03. i know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. i found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. it’s raining and you forgot your umbrella so i offered for us to share but this was a mistake because you’re tall and i am not and the wind is blowing water in my face and goddammit get down here
08. a group of us agreed to go stargazing in the field in the center of campus but wow uh it’s cold out at night, wanna cuddle?
09. i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly
10. we have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag even though we’re complete strangers
11. we have zero classes together but i see you at least five times a day what the fuck????

III. campus community

01. i’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. i thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. i saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you live above me and I’m going to murder you if you don’t stop throwing parties Sunday night

IV. credit hour woes

01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. all the seats in this huge fucking lecture hall and you have to sit right next to me
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
10. i wrote a poem about wanting to hook up with you and now i have to read it in front of you in class and hear everyone critique it
11. i sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

V. limited resources

01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. the bus is full and i accidentally told you that you could sit on my lap...and you did because you’re weird and now i’m into it
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. you’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking you the fuck down

meme; love lines

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LOVE LINES

→ comment with your character's name, canon info, any other relevant jargon, and the all important prefs.

→ Tag others. With what, you might ask? Why, a carefully formulated smidge of dialogue from the handy dandy loveline! This hat's stuffed to the brim with 159 options to randomly generate. Of course, you can always come up with your own gem.

→ What you’ve just tossed their way is what your character just said to theirs. Or screamed. Or scrawled graffiti about onto a nearby wall. Or texted. The concept of “speaking” might be qualified as post-verbal these days. Do you! Heck, do you so much that you can even put your dialogue line in your top-level comment to make it all the more enticing.

→ They'll give your their character's response. Replies back and forth should be one line...ish of dialogue each. First to dip into their feelings, popping out paragraphs and prose descriptions loses wins receives a lovely consolation prize of a dinette set!

meme; hades & persephone

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Hades & Persephone.

Persephone was gathering flowers with the Oceanids along with Artemis and Athena—the Homeric Hymn says—in a field when Hades came to abduct her, bursting through a cleft in the earth. Demeter, when she found her daughter had disappeared, searched for her all over the earth with torches. In most versions she forbids the earth to produce, or she neglects the earth and in the depth of her despair she causes nothing to grow. Helios, the sun, who sees everything, eventually told Demeter what had happened and at length she discovered the place of her abode. Finally, Zeus, pressed by the cries of the hungry people and by the other deities who also heard their anguish, forced Hades to return Persephone. Hades indeed complied with the request, but first he tricked her, giving her some pomegranate seeds to eat. Persephone was released by Hermes, who had been sent to retrieve her, but because she had tasted food in the underworld, she was obliged to spend a third of each year (the winter months) there, and the remaining part of the year with the gods above. but even that hardest of hearts unhardened suddenly when he saw her there: persephone in her mother’s garden, sun on her shoulders, wind in her hair, the smell of flowers she held in her hand and the pollen that fell from her fingertips. and suddenly, hades was only a man with a taste of nectar upon his lips To live your life in darkness is no easy task. Evil may be just a point of view - one you may not ascribe to yourself - but a black heart or a ruthless mind is hardly quieted. While you don't regret what you've done, at least not outwardly, you do wonder if there isn't something more. Grey morality has discolored your world. That is, until you see them. They are beautiful, pure, good: everything that you are not. You should be annoyed or at least ambivalent to their presence; after all, they serve you no purpose, promise you no gain. But oddly enough, you are drawn to them, and not even in hopes to destroy or corrupt. No, you want to have them, to keep them with you. What to do with this newfound feeling? Act on it, of course. You've never let anything stop you before. What you don't realize (or perhaps do, you just don't exactly care) is that the object of your...affection may not be too keen on being taken what they see as a prisoner. Yet you only have their best interests at heart! Still, you do care for them, in your own fashion, more than almost anyone else, so surely a deal can be struck... You just couldn't bear to lose them. This meme, obviously, is inspired by the myth of Hades and Persephone. Feel free to be as literal or as loose with your interpretations as you'd like. Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and what role you'd like your character to play. Reply to others. Play anything and any scenario that fits within the theme.