meme; more than just a job

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  MORE THAN JUST A JOB

It's only business, nothing personal...at least, that's how it started. You were pegged as the right one for a job that involves this person; your task could be positive, such as protecting them with their consent or without it, guiding them from point a to point b, and the like - or, as seedier transactions tend to go, it could be negative. You have to take them back to a place they really don't want to return to, you have to be a jailor, or you even have to be their assassin. At the very least, helping or hurting, you'll be compensated generously (by money or, you know, by not being killed off). And that was all that mattered.

Until they mattered.

They could have shown you something you never knew existed in the world or in yourself. They could have done any number of things, yet they've won you and your feelings over. Your priorities just may shift because of this, but will their view of you do the same as soon as they learn why you were around them in the first place? For your own gain? Will they be able to forgive you?

Even if they can, will they be able to see you the way you see them?

• Comment with your character, preferences, role (the one with the job or the one who is the job), etc.
• Reply to others.
• Thread.

meme; blind date

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The BLIND DATE Meme

The Blind Date meme. Pretty self-explanatory. No matter how awkward and unexpected they might be, there is always something exciting about them. Who is your company for the evening going to be? Will it be a person of your innermost dreams or someone you absolutely can't stand? And most importantly...
 

How are you going to handle it?

What do:

1. Post with your character! They're now in the middle of a blind date.
2. Comment to each other! When you do that...
3. Go to Random.org and roll a single die!

1. 

First date

 -- You've never been out on a date before, so someone's decided to give you a helping hand.
2. 

On the rebound

 -- You're recovering from a painful breakup, but your friends/family think they found a great person for you anyway.
3. 

Not strangers at all

 -- Someone thought you didn't know your date. Turns out you know them from somewhere.
4. 

Hideously awkward

 -- Hey wait, that's your ex/boss/doctor/distant family member! Or, even worse, it's that person you absolutely despise. This will go well!
5. 

Existing partner

 -- You two are just acting like strangers to spice up your love life.
6. 

Future spouse

 -- Unfortunately, you have to have an arranged marriage. Fortunately, you get to meet that special someone for a date beforehand. How will the night go?
7. ...or, instead of rolling, come up with your own scenario!

4. Play out the date. This meme can be completely fluffy, smutty, or hilarious. If you don't want smut, you can put that in your subject. It doesn't even have to be romantic.

meme; shower sex

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the SHOWER SEX meme

> Your character is in the shower with another character because they're close enough to do that together.
> You're helping each other get clean.
> You start getting freaky. Maybe this is the sequel to earlier sex or just unwinding after a bad week.
> If you're from a canon that is set in the olden days or a world without showers, you're in a bath or a hot springs or a bathhouse.

meme; hookup

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hookup meme

Hey, there's nothing wrong with it. Sex is human nature, and people just want it. Some people do it with someone they love, or even like. But some people just do it with one person for one night, and while the feelings last, the person doesn't.

This is known as a hookup. A one-night stand. A fling.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's more. Or not. Who knows?

Rules

1. Post your character, series, and preferences in the subject head, and (optionally) the setting of the place in the comments. This can be a hotel room, your character's home, a car... just give some description.

2. A person will reply to you. They can roll for options down below if they'd like or just free form it.

3. Give that booty a tap.

Here are a few options for those of you who would like something to choose between.

What kind of one-night stand is it?

1. Bar hookup - Booze helps those one-night stands along.

2. Cafe hookup - Some people enjoy a good hookup with their daily cup of joe.

3. Blind 'date' - To your hotel room. Don't expect dinner and dessert.

4. App - The future's today, folks. Just swipe left and you've got the honey in the pot. Ding, ding, hear those notifs ring!

5. Encore - You've had a one-night stand with this person already! Some people love seconds. Still, this is the last time. The last last time. Honest. Swear.

6. Revenge - You're getting revenge on that one person who hurt you badly. You want to hurt them back. Maybe you're doing it with their significant other, a sibling... or just them.

7. Clubbing - You just went to the club with your friends and oh you so want to get with that.

8. Last Night of Freedom - You're getting married tomorrow and you have one night free. Your spouse said this was the last night of being single and so you're going to take advantage of it.

9. Fame - You're famous and you can do whatever you bloody well please. Why not take one of your fans and give them a real story to share?

10. Heated - You're angry. Their face, it's just so— so punchable. Or kissable.

11. Battle - After you almost died, what's more life-affirming than a little skinship?

12. Weakness - You're lonely. Hurt, perhaps, mentally or physically. Lovesick for someone else? Lots of options, one moment of weakness.

13. Out of Practice - It's been a while since you've been in the game. Time to get back in the saddle. Human contact's healthy, y'know.

14. Curious - Hey, what can you do when you just have to know what it's like to be with that person? Inquiring minds!

15. Unapologetic - No shame to how you play. If you want the D/the V, you get it.

16. Resolved - Far be it from us to lie, so we gotta point out how much unresolved sexual tension has been bubbling between you two. Only natural that balloon bursts sometime.

16. Free Pick - Pick any of the above or something I couldn't think of.

 

meme; dirty talk dialogue prompt generator

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DIRTY TALK DIALOGUE PROMPT GENERATOR

hey, how you doin' lil' mama? let me whisper in ya ear.
 

HOW TO PLAY

▼

➊ comment with your character, info, prefs, squicks and icks, your standard fare.
➋ two ways to play this, amigos! either leave your top level blank and let the good people come to you with their what their character ends up saddled with saying, ooooor roll the dice on a few options of your own.
➌ either way, you're going to want to hit up the generator for good measure.
➍ you give or you get one line. that's your prompt.
❺ go for the gold.

meme; smut trope generator

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smut

tropes

generator

We know them. We love them. And, hey, sometimes there is only one bed.

▶ Toplevel to your heart's content. If you want to include preferences and kinks, I won't stop you.

▶ Prompt others with a jewel plucked from the treasure trove that is the smut trope generator! Like "an extremely sweet encounter with the local mafia boss" or "forbidden sex after a love confession," for example.

▶ Others will hit you up. Take the prompt, run with it.

▶ You could always toplevel with some results of your own, too. Again, I'm not your meme boss. I don't sign the checks.

meme; couple concepts

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 couple concepts | a prompt generator meme ♡

1. complete your top level with characters, prefs, and sundry.
2. others will drag you into ship trope hell via opening a dark portal with the paste function. or something, idk how memes work, rly.
3. from those ashes, raise your thread starter like a phoenix! but. lemme tell you a secret: you can also sprinkle a few tropes in your topper so your thread partner can get the ball rolling.

meme; dynamic duos

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dynamic duos!

Sometimes, you think that two characters would make a terrific gen team-up. That said, sometimes you can't puzzle out how to affix piece A to piece B. How can you make this work? Worry not, friends! We've got you covered and brought a whole spread of CR-building scenarios, from mundane to magnificent, to wrangle any disparate characters together.

examples:
Character X accidentally gives Character Y a black eye, broken nose, or split lip.
Character X mistakes Character Y for someone else until it is too late.
Character X shows up to a blind date... Who turns out to be Character Y.

how to play:
By now, we all know how the story goes. You, top-level commenters, toss your information and preferences up there, replying parties will dip into the generator, paste what they've got down here, and it's off to the races.

meme; as the tropes turn

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AS THE TROPES TURN

Don't touch that dial, Bakerstreet faithful. Now you — yes, you — can have a love just like one from the glamorous land of television! Or movies! Or books! Orrrrrrr...

From a certain time sink in website form.. But never fear, reader/viewer, we've compiled that site into bite-sized pieces; buy them now for only five installments of $99.99.

how to play!
+ character/preferences/limits/you dig?
+ other chracters generate a trope as a prompt and reply to you.
+ and they all lived happily ever after.



UNTIL NEXT TIME.

meme; sex with an audience

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Sex behind closed doors: Where's the fun in that? None of that here! This is a celebration of sex with an audience. Whoever's body it is that you're exploring, you're joined by a whole crowd of people - and they're watching the whole time. All those eyes on you can be a bit scary, but maybe they can also add an extra layer of thrill to the proceedings. This one's for the exhibitionist in all of us.

This meme works a little different than most. It's an experimental idea!

RULES

1. Make a toplevel post.
2. Find someone else to have sex with, pick a prompt from the list below, and reply to them. You're now the stars of the show.
3. Start with some buildup if you want, or maybe just get right down to business.
4. Anyone can - and is encouraged to - respond to any thread at any time, as a spectator. Spectators are here to watch the sex unfold, and can react to the thread as it proceeds, be scandalized by what's going on in front of them, pleasure themselves as they watch, talk to each other about things, or even start having their own fun with each other in the audience.
5. The one hard rule is that the spectators cannot, under any circumstances, touch the two characters who started the thread.
6. Continue chaotically responding to each other's comments and threads in a tangled mishmash of sexy fun.
7. Whether or not any spectators reply to a thread, assume a crowd is present.

PROMPTS

1. Wild Party! Sometimes things get really wild at house parties. Maybe you lost a bet, or got hit with some kind of penalty game. Hell, maybe you're just really horny and a little drunk. Either way, it's time to get hot and heavy on the couch, and anyone else in the room can go to hell. Or stay, and enjoy the show.
2. Live on Stage! This one's kind of dream logic, but bear with it. For whatever reason, the two of you are on a stage, having your sexual encounter in front of a live audience in the stands. Whatever you do, you do for them as much as for each other. Let the crowd's cheers drive you wild. Hell, maybe there's sports commentary in the background.
3. Bonobo Society! This thread takes place in an alternate universe where the social boundaries around sex just don't really exist. People have sex with each other all the time, with whoever wants to have sex with them, and there's no pesky rules about keeping it behind closed doors. This could be taking place at any kind of social gathering, and you're having sex at it because that's just what people do in this world. The others can watch, make small talk, generally treat this as totally commonplace, but also join in some ultra-casual sex of their own.
4. Horny Twitch! This is all just part of your career as a livestreamer - but instead of games, you're streaming yourselves. In this one, the spectators aren't physically present - instead, they're the chat section.
5. Magic Sex Drugs! Make sure your partner's cool with this premise, because it's a bit more dubious. The two of you are under the effects of some kind of super-aphrodisiac, and it's making you want each other so badly that you simply don't care who sees - you have to do this, right now. Spectators can be similarly drugged to be into the show, or scandalized at your choice of time and place, or looking for some sex themselves, as long as they don't try to interfere.
6. Wildcard! Come up with your own justification! Or don't, and just keep it abstract and sexy! This should be as complex or as simple as you want it to be!

Reiterating the only hard rule of this thread: Look, but don't touch... the main couple, that is. The partners can touch each other, the spectators can touch each other or themselves, but the wall between the couple and the audience is absolute. It's exhibitionism, not an orgy.

meme; mistaken identity

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The Mistaken Identity Meme

There are infinite universes, and only a limited range of human features. Whether your character is a twin, a triplet, a clone, a shapeshifter, a really good makeup artist, or just played by a reasonably prolific actor, there's someone out there in RP land who's a dead ringer for them. Shenanigans are practically required to ensue.

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. PRANK ⇄ We can't wait to see their faces when they figure it out! Isn't split-screen technology nifty?
2. MUTUAL ADVANTAGE ⇄ I'd rather be her, and she'd rather be me, so we came to an agreement. It's better this way.
3. WENT TOO FAR ⇄ Look, it's just that we switched clothes for a lark. I'm the real prince, why won't anyone believe me!?
4. INFILTRATION ⇄ Of course it's me. Quit fooling around and let me into the secret facility already.
5. CHANCE RESEMBLANCE ⇄ Should you tell them you've never seen them before in your life, or should you play along?
6. MIND GAMES ⇄ There's no better way to mess with someone than to impersonate their nearest and dearest.
7. FALL GUY ⇄ It wasn't me! It was my identical twin! He's always getting me in trouble.
8. DECOY ⇄ Your job is to keep the heat off your double, so make it convincing.

meme; unexpected domesticity

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unexpected domesticity shipping meme.

you never thought you'd have a home, at least not one you can call completely yours, no strings attached and no one lording above you or controlling you. you may not have even known what a "home" truly is, or thought you wanted one. now, there is a touch of domesticity in your life, no matter what things are like otherwise, because you have a home, though you may not have a house proper.

most importantly, you now have someone to share this new facet of life with - a partner. similar to you or completely different, relationship unspoken or unrealized, heavily romantic or understated, they are slowly but surely becoming someone indispensable to you. you never could have seen this coming. and, of course, with domesticity comes a certain amount of intimacy, perhaps even the ultimate physical intimacy...you may be open to that already or you're working up to it when you'd hardly considered it before.

whether your situation is for the long term as it stands, could end at any moment, or a mere disguise you're using to lay low, you're getting comfortable. how does that make you feel? will you accept a new lease on life - or will you sabotage yourself before someone else does?

— Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut.
— Reply to others.

meme; in your lap

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  IN YOUR LAP

Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion.

Prompts

1. Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that!
2. Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap.
3. Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap.
4. Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy.
5. Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you.
6. Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it.
7. Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted.
8. Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there.
9. Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out.
10. Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

meme; missed connections

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"A missed connection is a type of personal advertisement which arises after two people meet but are too shy or otherwise unable to exchange contact details." - Wikipedia

HOW TO PLAY

1. Subject line: your character / canon / prefs (whether you're open to cross-canon/misfires/etc). Comment: a "missed connection" ad placed by your character. You can make it as specific or as open-ended as you want. Get creative. Make liberal use of Noodle Incidents.
2. Reply to any ads that are directed at your character. Or look like they might be directed at your character. Or can somehow be construed to indicate your character. (Just remember to respect people's stated limits.)
3. Thread your little hearts out.

meme; kiss their hand

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kiss their hand

A character takes the hand of another and kisses it as a mark of respect. Used to portray the character as particularly romantic, chivalrous, foreign, or just a bit old-fashioned.

( modified from here. )

Why stick with the cliché? The subdued? The modern? Go big or go home, we say! There's nothing wrong with reaching out, taking someone's hand — and laying a sweet kiss right on the back of it (or on their palm, their finger, their wrist...)! You just know you'll leave an impression. So, whether in a polite yet platonically old-fashioned greeting, a sworn oath, a hope to sweep them off their feet, a measure of comfort, or anything in between, drop to one knee and kiss the ring.

Ring optional.

How to Play
- Comment with your character, info, prefs, the business. What role are you going to play? Slap that in there, too.
- Reply to others.
- Your character is kissing their hand. Or getting a hand kissed. Whichever!

meme; the room you can't leave until

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  The Room You Can't Leave Until You ____ Meme

The legend, the myth, the nightmare. Whether on purpose or accidentally, you've found yourself trapped in a room with someone, stuck behind a locked door that won't disengage until you fulfill the requirements.

Are you excited? Scared? Absolutely disgusted with the world?

It doesn't matter. Your world is now the size of this room until you satisfy its diabolical requirements. Hopefully it's something easy.

How to play

1- Post a top level comment including your preferences and the kinds of requirements/partners you do or don't want trapped in the room with you.
2- Tag around, be trapped. Do the _____ to leave. How did you get into the situation?
3 -Whatever world you're in, whatever powers your characters have, this room is adapted to those laws, and there is no breaking down the door or escaping without at least technically satisfying the requirements. What qualifies as satisfying the requirements? That's up to you.
4- Once the requirements are met, the doors open. You're free to escape. if you wish.

Prompts for ideas


Shippy options

1 ...until both characters kiss their favorite body part on the other.
2 ...until both characters confess something intimate to the other
3 ...until you complete a date together
4 ...until you admit your true feelings to each other
5 ...until you kiss for 20 seconds
6 ...until you (shippy wildcard)

Smutty options

1 ...until you have sex
2 ...until two orgasms are achieved
3 ...until both characters admit to kinks they've never shared before
4 ...until both characters try out a new kink on each other
5 ...until a baby is made
6 ...until you (smutty wildcard)


Gen options

1 ...until you make each other cry
2 ...until you fight all out and a winner is declared
3 ...until you become better friends
4 ...until both characters discover a dark secret about each other
5 ...until both characters betray someone's trust
6 ...until you (gen wildcard)

meme; aftercare

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"Aftercare is the process of attending to one
another after intense feelings of a physical or
psychological nature, usually relating to sexual
and/or BDSM activities.

Some sexual experiences can be exhausting,
and drain the participants of mental, emotional
or physical energy. As a result, one or all
participants may require emotional support,
comfort, reassurance, and/or physical tenderness."

HOW TO PLAY:

oo1. comment with your characters
oo2. include preferences 
oo3. roll and respond to others!

You can start in the beginning or middle of the sexual encounter/scene, but aftercare should be included in the scenario at some point

WARNING: this meme includes sexual scenarios that may be triggering for some people. Please be aware of other people's preferences, and ask if you're unsure!

1. Hug it out After a particularly rough tumble, sometimes the first thing you need is a good cuddle. Remind your significant other that you're there in the most simple yet sincere way.

2. Talk about it Are there things you want to tell your lover about what just happened? Were you uncomfortable about one part of it, or maybe you want to try and go further next time? Or maybe you want to resume to normal and just talk about the weather. Whatever sets you most at ease.

3. First aid It can be a whole lot of fun to be physically stimulated while having sex, but once its done, those red and blue marks might be a literal pain to deal with day-to-day. Rub some soothing creme onto those red welts, apply bandages or gauze for more severe wounds, and take care of your lover in any other way that might be necessary.

4. Massage Work out those tight and tender muscles that got all wound up during intercourse. Besides, no one knows your lover's body like you do, so you should do your best to make them feel good and relaxed.

5. Clean up Another great way to relax is to let water run over your sore skin. Whether in a shower or a bath (maybe you decided to up the romance and put candles all over the bathroom to make the aftercare even more intimate), it's a great way to come down from a sexual high together. 

6. Praise Some experiences can be tough mentally as well as physically. If you just went through a punishment scene together, it's important to let your lover know how proud you are of them, and that all is forgiven. Make it clear in no uncertain terms that once the sex is over, you still love them.

7. Take Care Make them their favorite tea. Turn on their favorite song, or read to them from their favorite book. If they hadn't gotten their release during sex, take care of them physically, as well. You know what makes them feel better, so do it.

8. Together Sometimes, all a person needs is to not be alone for a while after such intense sexual encounters. Watch some feel-good TV, eat some junk food together, or just stay under the sheets with your significant other for the rest of the night. 

9. Other Mix and match, or do something else you've been wanting to try.